Which Star Wars book should I start reading first?

Oh are we playing jeopardy? I know it Alex! If the answer is "which star wars book do I read first" then The question is " What is something you ask a girl that will guarantee you never have sex with her?" Hey dude, Princess Leia was hot in that gold bikini when you were young. Now it's time to put down the book and use your light saber on a flesh and blood woman! Or maybe just look at the copyright year and start with the earliest one.