NEED HELP ASAP!! google is proving useless?

Okay this may go on a little bit but i need some help here. I have a sony ericsson elm phone and micro sd memory card in it, my laptop has wifi but my USB ports are broken also i have kodak wireless all in one printer esp 5250. I can put my memory card in the printer but its not picking up all my photos (YES THEY ARE THE RIGHT FORMAT). my problem is i need to print my photos on the memory card! i can connect my phone to laptop using wifi but i can only view the photos using windows media player and i have no options to edit or print. the kodak home centre picks up the windows media player but not the media device connected by wifi. is there ANY way i can print the photos off of my memory card by using any of the things i already have?? like by changing setting or anything i havn't already tried? please someone help me... :-(